did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Your cock deserves a montage
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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