Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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