your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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