I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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