Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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