Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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