i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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