like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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