Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
wow bdsm is so cute
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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