The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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