I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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