spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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