PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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