i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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