Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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