Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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