I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The adults are the big ones right?
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