They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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