Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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