No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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