we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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