Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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