Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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