Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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