So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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