I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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