We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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