why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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