pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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