Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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