He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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