We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
please come you make the beer taste better
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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