I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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