they're staring at me
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family