He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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