He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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