Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
handjob tips. give me some.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on