i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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