just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
false alarm, still single
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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