From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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