ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.