i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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