THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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