1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
wow bdsm is so cute
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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