3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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