It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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