oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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