I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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