do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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