oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Semen is not good for contacts.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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