white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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