ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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