So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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