therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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