You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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