Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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