Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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