shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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