I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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