Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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