i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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