I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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