handjob tips. give me some.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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